Me to Preston: You play in your room quietly while I take a shower (thinking: and get a break from you!).
What Preston hears: Come in the bathroom every two minutes to ask completely random questions.
Me to Callen: Good nite, baby, sleep allllll nite long!
What Callen hears: Wake up every two hours and demand to nurse every time.
Me to Preston: Your brother is sleeping, please play quietly.
What Preston hears: Play as loud as I can, bang and crash every toy I own, sing at the top of my lungs.
Me to Callen: Don't grab the spoon while I'm trying to get the food in your mouth.
What Callen hears: Grab the spoon! Grab the spoon! Fling the food off the spoon!
Me to Preston: You have to wait until I'm done feeding Callen to play with your DS, don't ask me again.
What Preston hears: Ask again every two seconds. Now? Now? Now? Now?
Me to Callen: I'm going to put you down for a minute, don't fuss.
What Callen hears: She's going to put me down and wants me to scream my head off. WAAAAA!
2 comments:
Heh... so true, so true! Loved this!
It's the Michael and Daniel show all over again! ;)
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