Preston came to me with his little toy cell phone and pushed some of the numbers to make a tune.
Preston: What tune is this?
Me: Sounds just like "Oh, When The Saints..."
Preston: Yeah, that's it! How does the rest go?
Me: "Oh, when the saints, go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in. Lord, I want to be in that number, when the saints..."
Preston: CUPBOARD!
Me: ... huh?
Preston: I want to be in the cupboard! You know, when the saints come in.
Me: Why would I want to be in the cupboard? I'm pretty sure it's 'number.'
Preston: No, it's cupboard. I want to hide in the cupboard when Santa... Saint Nicolas comes in. And the other saints are really elves.
Me: Oh, um... yeah, I don't think that's what the song is about...
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