Prestonisms on Cooking School and Being Guilty...

After I caused the Cream of Wheat to boil over (TWICE!)...

Preston: Mom, I think you should call The Cordon Bleu!

That kid is never allowed to watch tv again. Ever!
He will also spend a good 30-minutes every day trying to sell me something infomercial style (call now, free shipping, we'll send you two, etc.)

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We had a quilt hung up over his windows for the past month or so to help keep the cold air from leaking into his room.  I finally took it down yesterday so we could open the windows and enjoy the nice temperature.  He didn't notice until bed time when he saw the quilt on his bed instead of up on his window.

Preston: Hey, who took the quilt down?

Me: I dunno, who would be crazy enough to do such a thing?

Preston:  Daddy?  No.... :::looks around nervously, then looks up at me kinda guilty-looking:::  Did I do it?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH!

Preston:  Well, did I?